(Source: lilmonstergirls)

anaeolist:

cute was inwented in russia

(Source: dysfunctionalpuppet)

Bella’s never ending list of favorite Pokémon | Fire Type | 1/?

(Source: flotillas)

askmace:

pretzel-the-hognose:

Pretzel loves this blanket, but he hasn’t yet learned that he can’t burrow into it. :L

Reblogging for my snake loving friends.

thelovewhisperer:

Your daily dose of Love Capsules from The Love Whisperer

markzuckerbergs:

this thing exists and it’s making me happy inside

Your egg has been moving around for quite some time now, but finally, the time for the little creature inside to emerge has come!

A small whine was heard as the egg began to crack, and it trembled a few more times before finally bursting open in a flurry of shell bits. The tiny, spindly creature blinked a few times; stunned by the bright light it was unaccustomed to just yet, then slowly attempted rising to its feet, falling back to the ground with a choked whinny of dismay.

[tag wandereroftime, if you would. I really enjoyed reading everyone finding the eggs, so I’d like to see your reactions to what comes out. I hope you like your Ponyta :3]

Watching the hatching he observed the cracking as the creature appeared, it was small, yet, it was just a newborn, trying to help it, he passed a hand trough the fur, before removing it as the newborn reacted inmediately by bursting fire instantly.

”Shhh…it’s ok, buddy, take all of your time, ok?” He smiled at the creature before putting leather gloves and helped the horse to stand up properly.

”Hello buddy, seems like im your master now… but, that sounds too rough, no, im your friend”

 he chuckled as the pettite equid looked at him with round, curious eyes, crying in aknowledge.

”….I will protect you,  Sleipnir, dont worry, ok?” And he petted his hand trough the horse fur, as the creature seemed quite happy at this small affection, the fire across his main not burning the youngster’s hand.

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

• LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
• ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
• LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
• ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
• LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
• ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

sorry but

i see no difference.

(Source: namemefish)

wafflesforstephanie:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

Britney Spears

Vanessa Hudgens

Angelica Pickles

Raven

Isabella

Bubbles

Scuttle

My dad’s GPS

Me

Do you have magic voice powers?

juggling-geese:

neraiutsuze:

#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

 #Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain

#nailed it

chickensandwich:

don’t make that text post

(Source: yatterman)